super fucking trendy :U

disneydoodlesandmagic:

andrew-jason:

You guys have no idea how much I love this song xD

These are my babies. I am married to Jose ok. Itsperfectlyfineformetobemarriedtoananinatedparrot

(Source: bloodybrucewillis)

frickyeah1990s:

Roland Mesnier, who worked at the White House for 26 years beginning with the Carter administration, said when President Bill Clinton came into the White House in 1993, he had a “scary” appetite. 

“He could eat five or six pork chops.”  He recalls the episode of a strawberry cake he made one evening. Clinton devoured half of it all by himself, and the next morning he wanted more. ‘No one could find the cake,’ says Mesnier, who had a face-to-face with the distraught commander in chief. ‘Clinton was pounding on the table and shouting, “I want my goddamned cake.”’

collegehumor:

If People Were Really Honest in Job Interviews [Click to finish interview]

Expecto PatroNUMB from working these soulless jobs. 

(Source: carsonphillips)

(Source: sheikshalu)